After travelling down the sinous, and often bumpy, primary road, the boy from Kansas can now return to the great wizards, (Superdelegates), and confidently lay the broom of his nemesis before them.

Although his path was not of yellow brick, and he didn't encounter any lions, tigers or bears; he did have to fend off sniper fire and personal attacks from Carville, Ickes and Lanny Davis. The wide eyed nave successfully wrested himself free of the vice like grip of Trinity church and their flying monkeys, Rev. Wright and Father Pfleger. He withstood the onslaught of slings and arrows aimed by the FOX news corpration, headed by their merry band of nit-wits, Sean Hannity and Bill O'reilly, he defied the procrastinators when they counted him out after numerous pastor-meltdowns, his wife's dashiki and afro speeches, and crazy demands of an opportunist Black talk show host whose view is obscured by the position of his head up Hillary Clinton's ass-pirations of an assasination attempt, on the boy from Kansas.

Tonight it all comes to this. Senator Obama walks up to the flame thowing pit and reports to the great and powerful OZ, or Donna Brazille, that the two-headed rootin-tootin-six-shootin-whisky-chasin-Chappaqua-hillybillies are dead. Of course this revelation is met with disbelief and shock. When the challange was first presented, no one though this neophyte could actually slay the ogre. What did he use? Bow and arrow, lance and rocks, gun powder and lead. "No," he replied, "Just math. The same thing I used against my first foe in Chicago. She didn't have the requisite signatures to be on the ballot this one didn't have the requsite delegates to get the nomination." So simple, the wizard thought. It's like Eliot Ness, using the IRS to take down the mob.

He should have used the gun powder and lead. This monster keeps popping up like that creature from the film, "Trilogy of Terror." What does he have to do to finally nail that coffin shut? Perhaps Monica Lewinsky can sit on it, they definitely wont be able to get up then. I say that knowing I'm risking that crazy post-menapausal shrew, Gerri Ferraro, sicking her firends, "The Golden Girls" on me. That Bea Arthur is one tough customer.

Now it's time for reflection and unity. We must all think about the horrible things that the Clintonistas and their serpent tongued mouthpieces have said over the past five months and uniformly agree, that if Obama picks that viperous backstabbing race-baiting, sexism card playing, homo-sapien for VP, we will vote for Bob Barr.

Sorry Nader, you're older and crazier than McInsane.