Two weeks ago, when Tiger's Cock 'N Tailgate or Tale of the Cock broke, I could care less.  I couldn't imagine it could be anything more than a fender bender (pun intended) but what a difference a couple of weeks make. 

I've always been indifferent about Tiger Woods; you see, I'm not into golf and physically he looks as if he might have a slight touch of Down Syndrome.  But as the days pass and the women jump out like circus clowns out of a tiny car, now I can see, that beneath his woody wood chopper smile lurks a naughty, nasty boy, which somehow makes him a lot less boring, than he was two weeks ago.

I was curious to hear what other people thought of him, so when I was invited to a party thrown by the Asian Journalist Association, I decided to see how they felt about their lost  "Caublaasian" sheep.  I received some interesting and surprising responses.

It's curious that of all the women coming forward, there isn't a Ho in the bunch.  Ho is a very popular Asian name.